A man/boy for each month of the year… Part 1(long post).
If you really know me…then you should know that I’m a very blunt person and anything I say here has been said to the individual directly….so I am not talking about this person behind their back…let the story begin…oki???
We’ll call this friend “Tara”
Tara is what you can call the “seek attention girl” (and “Tara” if you’re reading this, you know its true). She is a bit older than me, always on the prowl for love….any type of love (this is not funny to me at all). Let’s start with January 2010, ok?
I was invited to her home for her Bday party (I knew no one there besides her and the two roommates). She was waiting for one particular person….lets call him….”Adam”. Tara was dating…well actually sleeping with Adam on and off….he was still married….(I think)….So I chatted with the friends that arrived. At first Tara was the hostess, offering drinks and whatnot until….”FG” arrived and we were like “oh…ok…so this is the guy she was talking about” (Yes…people…..you’re prolly thinking…what?…I thought it was Adam? Well….I was wrong too….=P)….and then…Adam arrived…and then more men arrived….and the friends and I looked at each other and murmured… “Um….did she really invite her ‘booty calls’ to her bday party???? It was completely awkward…especially when I became hostess as she clung to Adam all night…. (later on she actually ditched me in the club for HIM where I was attacked/bitten by a cape verdean..=/ )….
She later ran to the bathroom and cried and told me that FG and Adam wanted to get to know me (I’ll maybe do FG…but Adam…??? You’re joking right?) I’ll blog about FG and me later… Do you wanna know why they were attracted to me? Because I was doing my own thing…having fun meeting people…I was not slobbering over a man that prolly didnt really care about me….Her party was SHORT-LIVED….ended in two hrs…and then we hitted the club (she really didnt even want to go….she wanted to stay home and fcuk Adam)…at this point Adam tried touching me or whatever (wouldnt that tell you that he’s a piece of shit?)… Sidenote: She actually even told her friends and employees that I was trying to steal ADAM from her …..what a joke! I would never touch that crap. Her employee actually told me about it later..much later…(how can you sit there and try to make me look bad when you slept with someone I really cared about and not tell your other friends that you did that?) Even her friend gave me this weird look months after and I couldnt figure out why but now I do….Look…your Adam is a whore…not me! Then she became so sad when Adam stopped calling her….ignoring her…blah blah…I told her it was not worth it…and I thought she’d moved on….
THEN THERE WAS “Andrew”
Andrew is a friend of mines (I’ll avoid too much details about him). Andrew is a really nice guy…prolly not really good in relationships but is a good friend and I’m thinking, “Hey….I mean Tara doesnt want a relationship and Andrew doesnt want one…maybe they can still have fun?” LOL, I know ‘pimping’ him out…lol. He DOES NOT want a relationship…at all…but she fell for him too….This story was also short lived….with many NONORGASMIC BANSHEE SCREAMING tales….(I think I have that face…that just SCREAMS “I can trust her with all my secrets” and believe or not…I do…therefore….not all of the details will be put out there). There is the secret of the valentine’s day flowers…..
Oooo…..The Tam’s Bartender…lets’s call him “TAM”
Somewhere during the time period of Andrew, Adam, Fg…Tam came along…(why am I in these adventures??? I wish I knew!!!)…Tam is a bartender that works at the The Tams in DT Boston…I guess she met him a couple of time and they hit it off sometime during NYE….Sidenote:Ooooo Sean!!! lol…ok…so she went on a date with him….and bedded him the same night…… and she couldnt figure out why he was BUSY all the TIME….
Tara: I keep texting him and calling him and I have no clue why he’s so busy all the time.
ME: Um….maybe with school or whatever, right? Maybe you should just move on…
Tara: I know he likes me though….We’re so good in bed together….
Me: Um….well then ask him what’s good?
Tara: Ok!
………………Do you guys really want to know what he said……………..This is what I remember…
TAM: LOOK….I havent call you for a reason…..0-o……..
In short….he didnt think of her as anything more than a booty call…..
So how many was that already? Four??? To be continued…….